Man stabs shark with chisel.

I saw an article on Foxnews.com today, about a diver in Australia who was attacked by a Great White shark, and managed to escape the shark by stabbing it in the head with a chisel. I shit you not. I remember the line from Polly, by Nirvana, that goes something like this: "...it amazes me the will of instinct..."

Oh, here's the article...

Yeah, the guy escaped. Good to him. Can you imagine that he was actually able to "defeat" a 10 foot long Great White? I mean, 10 feet is small for a Great White...probably only 3-5 years old, but still. A Great White. And you stabbed it in the skull. Good going. Show it who's boss!

Why did I post this, you ask? Well, the Queen of Dysfunction wants to dive with the Great Whites, in a cage, of course, but also wants to swim from Alcatraz to Fisherman's Wharf, an area that DOES have Great Whites. Not to add to your fear or anything.